To Make a mess of, destroy or ruin
“I always botch up my freshly painted nails by reaching into the Dorito bag.”
To gain knowledge or understaing of a skill through study, instruction, or experience
“I learned that watermelon and kiwi smoothies are better with vodka.”
Botch and Learn is a lifestyle, food, and beauty blog. I enjoy trying new hairstyles, recipes, crafts, etc. Unfortunately, I attempt tutorials from Pinterest and You Tube, but often botch them up! Sometimes, my hap-hazardous results in an even better concoction, but often I learn from my mistakes. I mess up, so you don’t.
reckless, hasty, and clumsy
These traits make it easy to botch mundane tasks. I innately break a glass a month, lose my makeup brushes, and decorate my body in bruises. Cameras catch me with my mouth hanging open. Crafts I make break a month later. Sound relateable?
PS. forgive all of the selfies, it’s not easy creating this completely on my own! Plus, if you take a good selfie, don’t you want to use it some how?
intelligent, funny, and nurturing
I believe in trying everything once. When I botch it up, I learn from my mistakes. I’ll teach you how to style your hair, cook recipes, and organize life so you can avoid the same mistakes I do. Together we can try harder and strive for something better. No more plastic tasting macaroni and cheese (I might have dropped a Kraft wrapper in the sauce) and definitely no more hair that looks like it was brushed with a grenade.